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^*^*^ IS AMONG US ^*^*^
To all mortal denizens of the Earth: OMNIPATHY #3 has arrived.
We are proud to confirm that it contains no less than 34 pages of high-quality, full-colour printed matter which, when read serially in the English standard direction from left to right, will yield not one, but TWO short stories back-to-back.
Yes, you read right - this illustrious organ is in full colour throughout. Just ONE edition of OMNIPATHY contains over 4,783,22 separate hexadecimal pigment values, including favourites such as -
- E89837
- BFD3DA
and, of course, the timeless -
- BE4522
In addition to the broad range of pigments offered, OMNIPATHY #3 makes use of ALL 26 standard English letterforms, along with a handful of punctuatory symbols to aid syntax.
If on reading this you should (understandably) be overwhelmed with a desire to possess OMNIPATHY #3, you can order units ONLINE VIA PAYPAL using the button below, or seek them out in person through ORBITAL COMICS in London (near Leicester Square).
OMNIPATHY #3 costs merely £4 (plus £1 for postage).
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ReplyDeleteHey! I love your work and I'm waiting for Omnipathy#1 to be available again, so I can buy all three and have them shipped aaaall the way over to Argentina [= Also, are you familiar with Mackenzie Schubert's work? I recently found out about it via Strip Search (of all things), and it sort of reminds me of yours--you might want to check him out.
ReplyDeletesure thing! I will, thanks! issue #1 has been reordered and will be with us at the end of this week, so keep your eyes peeled!
DeleteIt's vewy, vewy good.
ReplyDeleteHigh praise indeed! Thanks, man.
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