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To all mortal denizens of the Earth: OMNIPATHY #3 has arrived.
We are proud to confirm that it contains no less than 34 pages of high-quality, full-colour printed matter which, when read serially in the English standard direction from left to right, will yield not one, but TWO short stories back-to-back.
Yes, you read right - this illustrious organ is in full colour throughout. Just ONE edition of OMNIPATHY contains over 4,783,22 separate hexadecimal pigment values, including favourites such as -
and, of course, the timeless -
In addition to the broad range of pigments offered, OMNIPATHY #3 makes use of ALL 26 standard English letterforms, along with a handful of punctuatory symbols to aid syntax.
OMNIPATHY #3 costs merely £4 (plus £1 for postage).